I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger

I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For Breakfast Each Morning.

You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You Can't See What You're Throwing At.

I Remember When We Were In The World Cup In Australia And I Had To Win The Singles Against Tony Payne, Best Of Seven Legs, To Win It. I Was 2-0 Down But Ended Up Beating Him 4-2.

I Like A Drink, Mate. I'll Have Maybe 10 Or 12 Pints On A Good Night Out.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.