I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm Not Normally Hungry In The Mornings.

My Dad Was An Arsenal Supporter And He Used To Take Me There, But I've Always Been Chelsea.

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.