Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.

The Film The Last Temptation Of Christ, No Matter What Its Defenders Say, Was A Slap In The Face To Christians Everywhere.

When I Open A Refrigerator Door And The Light Goes On, I Want To Perform.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.