I Buy Women Shoes And They Use

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.

I'm The Only Man In The World With A Marriage Licence Made Out To Whom It May Concern.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Life Is An Infiltration Course. We All Try And Get Through It. We All Try And Get Through It Unscathed - Maybe Not Hurt, Not Bruised. No Bones Broken, Maybe A Few Hearts Here And There.

If I Ever Complain To An Agent About Anything, He Always Has A Pained Look On His Face, Like, "how Can You Be So Ungrateful? Why, Mick, I Just Named My Yacht After You!"