I Buy Women Shoes And They Use

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

When I Was 19 Years Old, I Was The Number One Star Of The World For Two Years. When I Was 40, Nobody Wanted Me.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

I Don't Pick The Roles. Your Agent Gets A Call For You And You Go And They All Get Together, Everybody Has Fun At The Reading, And They Say, "there's Chemistry Here." So That's How It Happens.

If I Ever Complain To An Agent About Anything, He Always Has A Pained Look On His Face, Like, "how Can You Be So Ungrateful? Why, Mick, I Just Named My Yacht After You!"