I Belong To The Public. The Public

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

Had I Been Brighter, The Ladies Been Gentler, The Scotch Been Weaker, Had The Gods Been Kinder, Had The Dice Been Hotter, This Could Have Been A One-sentence Story: Once Upon A Time I Lived Happily Ever After.

Now. Now Is The Most Important Time Of All Of Your Young Lives. And What Does Now Stand For - N-o-w? No Other Way. That's The Only Time - Now!

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!