I Was A Republican Until They Lost

You Know What's Amazing To Me? America. There Have Been So Many People Who Have Stepped Up, And I'm Just Proud To Be An American. Yeah, There Were Some Mistakes Made, But I Don't Play The Blame Game. Let's Move Forward And Rebuild New Orleans.

If You Go Out With A Girl And They Say She Has A Great Personality, She's Ugly. If They Tell You A Guy Works Hard, He Can't Play A Lick. Same Thing.

Preseason Is Just A Way To Screw Fans Out Of Money.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

He's Got To Bring Something Stronger Than That. That's Like Bringing Milk To A Bar, It's Not Strong Enough