If You Are An Ugly Woman, You

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

Any Professional League That Goes On Strike Right Now - That's Just Suicide.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

If A Guy Drew A Charge On Me, I Tried To Kick Him In The Balls.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.