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Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

I Know I'm Never As Good Or Bad As One Single Performance. I've Never Believed In My Critics Or My Worshippers, And I've Always Been Able To Leave The Game At The Arena.

I Don't Worry About Playing Basketball; That Comes Natural. I Just Want To Have Fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: This Is Like Spring Break In The Ghetto.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.