If You Are An Ugly Woman, You

I Never Would Say A Player Stinks. Ever. I'll Tell You Their Team Stinks, And First Of All, They Know Their Team Stinks. And The Fans Know Their Team Stinks.

I Was A Republican Until They Lost Their Minds

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

This Place? Nothing Positive. Ok, I Want To Say Something Positive. It's Positively A Dump.

Poor People Have Been Voting For Democrats For The Last 50 Years And They're Still Poor.