I'm Not Paid To Be A Role

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

Every Team In The Western Conference Has Flaws.

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

I Don't Think Of Myself As Giving Interviews. I Just Have Conversations. That Gets Me In Trouble.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.