I'm Not Paid To Be A Role

I Don't Care What People Think. People Are Stupid.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.