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Let's Face It: It's Difficult Enough To Be Funny Without Worrying About What Is Going To Offend Whom.

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

When I Was In The Hospital They Gave Me Apple Juice Every Morning, Even After I Told Them I Didn't Like It. I Had To Get Even. One Morning, I Poured The Apple Juice Into The Specimen Tube. The Nurse Held It Up And Said, 'it's A Little Cloudy.' I Took The Tube From Her And Said, 'let Me Run It Through Again,' And Drank It. The Nurse Fainted.

I Made It, Ma - Carnegie Hall. And I Didn't Have To Practice.

My Brother Is The Youngest Member Of The College Of Physicians And Surgeons. And I Wouldn't Let Him Cut My Nails.