You Do Live Longer With Bran, But

Modesty Is Not One Of My Virtues.

My Favorite Way To Spend Saturday Is In And Out Of Bed, Watching Sports On Tv And Eating.

I Don't Mind Being 65, But Nobody Is Gonna Tell Me To Come In At 5:30 To Have The Early Bird Special.

If You Stop And Think About It, Nearly All Great Humor Is At The Expense Of Someone Or Something.

I Had A Sympathetic Role In 'thirtysomething,' And In Two Weeks I'm Going To Do The Role Again. But In The Movies, I Just Love The Heavies. It's Much More Fun. Villains Are A Ball. People Have Been Laughing At Me For 50 Years, So I Love To Sit In The Back Of The Theater And Listen To Them Hate Me.