I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight

When I Black Out, It's The Happiest Time Of My Life.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

You Know How Screwed Up Censorship Is, Two Girls Just Agreed To Make Out Naked In Front Of Their Fathers, And We Went Wait, Don't Curse.

I Found A Way For Her To Fall Asleep, Paris Hilton, Talk To Herself.