I Want To See Toby Maguire Fight

Artie Is Going To Do What Ever Artie Wants To Do.

The Point Of Drinking In Moderation Is That Sometimes You Don't Drink In Moderation.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.

Don't Do Drugs To Be Cool, Do 'em Because You Hate Yourself.

A Weekend In Vegas Without Gambling And Drinking Is Just Like Being A Born-again Christian.