Larry King Quotes

I'm The Worst Person To Be Stuck With In A Traffic Jam.

Those Of Us Forced To Read The London Papers Sometimes Speculate About Which Is Greater: The Average British Hack's Sloth, Mendacity, Ignorance, Obsequiousness, Capacity For Drink, Or Aversion To Paying For That Drink. Smart Money Tends To Split Between The Latter Two.

I Have Lifelong Friends. My Oldest Friend, Herbie, Has Been A Friend Since I Was 9. I've Had Bonds For Over 50 Years With People.

Gleason Became Like A Mentor Of Mine. I Had Gleason Helping Me On Television, Godfrey On Radio.

I Was Always Telling Everyone, I Want To Be A Broadcaster. They'd Say, What, Are You Crazy? What, You're Going To Be Arthur Godfrey?

Sandy Koufax Went To The Same School As Me. I Graduated Two Years Ahead Of Sandy.

We Met In An Airport In Las Vegas, Harrison Ford And I, And He Said, "i Just Finished A Movie Called 42. I Play Branch Rickey. There's This Kid In It Playing Jackie Robinson. I Think It's A Pretty Good Movie."

If They Asked Me, I Did Two Shifts. I Did Sports, I Did News, Because I Loved It.

I'm Not Offended. Lenny Bruce Taught Me That Everything's Funny. You Can Make Everything Funny. I Don't Think That Assassinations Are Funny, I Don't Think You Can Make Fun Of Isis, But Almost Everything Is Funny. And If We Can't Laugh At Ourselves, Who Can We Laugh At? So I Don't Mind Ethnic Humor. I Like Ethnic Humor. I Like Dialect Jokes. Laughter Is A Very Subjective Thing. If It's Funny To You It's Funny. And A Lot Of Things Are Funny To Me.

Communications Is The Number One Major In America Today. Cnn Had 25,000 Applicants For Five Intern Jobs This Summer.

When I Broke In, In 1957, It Was Wide Open. Now You're Up Against Strong Competition.

My Father Died When I Was Nine And A Half. We Were On Relief For Two Years. They Call It Welfare Now, But It Was Relief Then... I Never Forgot The Generosity Of New York.