I Have Been In A Lot Of

Have You Ever Googled Yourself? I Did, Most Depressing Thing Ever. People Have Websites Hoping I Die At 38.

Everytime I Go To Vegas, I Seem To Incur Some Kind Of Fine.

Frank Sebastiano Is A Real Write. He Has Two Emmys, One From 'snl' And The Other From 'the Chris Rock Show' . The Only Award I Have Is An Fm-mmy.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust

I Have Been In A Lot Of Movies, But None Of Them Are Critics' Darlings, You Might Say.