I Have Been In A Lot Of

I Quit Drinking, And I Figure If I Go To Ten Yankee Games This Year Without Drinking I'll Save $32,000.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

The Only Reason I Can't Recommend Heroin To Kids Is Because The Effects Wear Off.

I Have A Bad Gambling Problem. You're Not In Show Business For 12 Years And Dress Like This Without A Bad Gambling Problem.

I Think It Reminds Me Of My Childhood, My Father, .. I Think People Have The Same Reaction. It Reminds You Of What It Was Like To Be A Kid, Where Everything Is Carefree And Fun.