I'm Very Resilient. The Only Thing I'm

Comedians, We're Just People Who Whine. But We Happen To Be Funny When We Whine.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

My Dad Was Superman To Me, And In My Mind He Always Will Be.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

It's Good To Be Alive.