I Want To Launch A Globe Into

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

Yes, Okay, It's Cool To Be Quirky, Maybe, On The Side. Do Some Puzzles, Make Puzzles, Whatever, Learn How To Ride A Unicycle. That's Cool When It's On The Side And You Have A Plan. What Happens When You Remove The Plan? What You're Left With Is A Guy Who Likes To Do Anagrams. And Doesn't Have A Job... Sweet, That's A Catch.

When Telling A Story About How Wasted You Were Last Night, Stop.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.