I Want To Launch A Globe Into

Earrings Are The Same As Sneezes: Two Is Okay, But Ten In A Row Is Annoying. If You Have Two Then, God Bless You.

At Any Minute, I Am Four Minutes From A Poncho.

I Wish I Lived Next To Carnegie Hall. Then, If Someone Asked Me How To Get To My House, I Would Just Say 'practice, Practice, Practice, And Then Take A Left.'

I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And Places With Velvet Ropes.

Fire Truck With Back End On Fire Drives Really Fast In Circles.