I Find That A Shirt Is Most

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

Timing Is Everything. That's A Cliche. Now. If I'd Said That A Long Time Ago, I'd Have Been Original.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.

Someday I Will Tell My Grandchildren That I Lived In The Era When Ok Was Abbreviated To K.

Sometimes Heckling Can Almost Help A Set, Because It Ratchets Up The Tension In The Room... Can Even Bring Things To A Climax.