I Used Everything You Gave Me.

What We're Really Talking About Is A Wonderful Day Set Aside On The Fourth Thursday Of November When No One Diets. I Mean, Why Else Would They Call It Thanksgiving?

I'm Going To Stop Punishing My Children By Saying, “never Mind! I'll Do It Myself.

I Have Paid As Much As $300 A Night To Throw Up Into A Sink Shaped Like A Seashell.

Never Go To Your High School Reunion Pregnant Or They Will Think That Is All You Have Done Since You Graduated.

If Anyone Knew Where They Were, I'd Send The Isdbb (incredibly Stupid And Dumb Beyond Belief) Award To The Two Guys Who Tried To Break In To The Ohio Penitentiary.