God Created Man, But I Could Do

I Have Always Felt Cookbooks Were Fiction And The Most Beautiful Words In The English Language Were 'room Service.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

Myths That Need Clarification: "no Matter How Many Times You See The Grand Canyon, You Are Still Emotionally Moved To Tears." False. It Depends On How Many Children The Out-of-towners Brought With Them Who Kicked The Back Of Your Seat From Phoenix To Flagstaff And Got Their Gum Caught In Your Hair.

Know The Difference Between Success And Fame. Success Is Mother Teresa. Fame Is Madonna.

Cleaning The House While The Children Are Home Is Like Shoveling While It's Still Snowing.