If I Had My Life To Live

Don't Worry About Who Doesn't Like You, Who Has More, Or Who's Doing What.

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

In Russia, As I Sat There Day After Day Wearing Headphones, Listening To The Interpreter Struggle To Make Our Words Relevant, I Wondered If We Could Establish Meaningful Rapport With A Nation That Had Never Seen Raisins Dance In Dark Glasses On Tv...never Had A Garage Sale.

You Become About As Exciting As Your Food Blender. The Kids Come In, Look You In The Eye, And Ask If Anybody's Home.

Encourage Independence In Your Children By Regularly Losing Them In The Supermarket.