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Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You I Was Sick.

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.

You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On The Death Of The American Family. Families Aren't Dying. They're Merging Into Big Conglomerates.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

Laughter Rises Out Of Tragedy When You Need It The Most, And Rewards You For Your Courage.