I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

When I Was Ten, My Family Moved To Downer's Grove, Illinois. When I Was Twelve, I Found Them.

The American Government Is Making Nuclear Weapons Like There's No Tomorrow.