I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How

My Girlfriend Said, Emo, I'm Seeing Another Man. I Said, Well, Try Rubbing Your Eyes Or Something.

My Girlfriend Told Me That She Was Seeing Another Man. I Told Her To Rub Her Eyes.

Countries Are Making Nuclear Weapons Like There Is No Tomorrow.

When Deciding Between Two Competing Theories, Always Go With The One That Doesn't Involve A Magic Spell.

In Our School You Were Searched For Guns And Knifes On The Way In And If You Didn't Have Any, They Gave You Some.