I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.