I Thought You Were Dead, Mr. Mccandles.

It's Amazing What One Can Accomplish When One Doesn't Know What One Can't Do.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.

Cats Are Anthropomorphised In Art Because They Are So Laid Back That You Automatically Attribute Human Thoughts And Feelings To Them.

An Imagination Is A Powerful Tool. It Can Tint Memories Of The Past, Shade Perceptions Of The Present, Or Paint A Future So Vivid That It Can Entice... Or Terrify, All Depending Upon How We Conduct Ourselves Today.