I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

We Have A Group Of People Now Who Think They Own The State. Its Disgusting.

Life Is Like A Hot Bath. It Feels Good While You're In It, But The Longer You Stay, The More Wrinkled You Get.

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

I Didn't Have A Whole Lot Of Success Getting Dates, I Was Always A Bit Of A Geek.