I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

When In Doubt, Pig Out!

I Probably Get More Inspiration For Human Stories And Idiosyncrasies Than I Do Animal Stories.

Readers Have Told Me That Their Children Have Learned To Read After Years Of Struggle After Starting To Read Garfield's Comic Strip And Many People Who Have Moved To The United States Have Said That They, Too, Learned English By Reading Garfield.

Good Morning Is A Contradiction Of Terms.

The Understatement Is The English Contribution To Comedy.