I Think You Have An Obligation To

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

I Always Laugh When People Ask Me About Rebounding Techniques. I've Got A Technique. It's Called Just Go Get The Damn Ball.

There's Nobody You'd Rather Beat Than Your Good Friend.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

If Ifs Were Gifts, Every Day Would Be Christmas.