I Don't Listen To The Refs. I

I Can Be Bought. If They Paid Me Enough, I'd Work For The Klan.

I Remember Sitting Down With The Rockets And Saying, 'yeah. I'm Going To Retire.' They Said, 'well, We'll Give You $9 Million.' And I Said, 'you Got A Pen On You?'

To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs In America: Police Officers, Teachers, Firefighters, Doctors, And The Military Service.

But When I See A Story On Welfare On Television, They Only Show Black People.

I Was A Republican Until They Lost Their Minds