I Can Be Bought. If They Paid

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.

I Don't Believe Athletes Should Be Role Models. . . . We're A One-shot Deal, One In A Million, So We Should Be The Least Likely Role Models. . . . I Think One Of The Problems In Society Today Is That We Don't Stress Education Enough, Because We Glorify Athletes, Actors And Actresses.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.

Christian Is Going To Be The Strongest Man In The Nba Next Year, Because All He's Been Doing All Summer Is Carrying Around The Luggage For 11 Guys.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.