To Me, There's Only 5 Real Jobs

I Read That Heavy Drinking Is Bad For Your Health. I Decided I Better Stop Reading.

I Came To The Realization A Couple Months Ago That I Am Fat. If You Get Tired From Walking - And That's All That Golf Is - Then You Are Officially Fat.

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

This Place? Nothing Positive. Ok, I Want To Say Something Positive. It's Positively A Dump.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.