I Think That For The Most Part,

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

I Still Think Of That Guy I Was Without A Wife Or Kids, And I Still Want To Entertain That Guy. The Lonely Guy, The Frustrated Guy, The Guy With No Money - This Is The Guy Who Needs To Laugh.

I Never Thought For A Second That Anything I Ever Did Was Going To Make Someone Cringe. That Never Occurred To Me.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied