I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna Get Everything!

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

I Think That For The Most Part, When I Started Doing Comedy, It Had Become Very Commercialized.