I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

I Don't Drink. I Don't Like It. It Makes Me Feel Good.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

When I Can't Sleep, I Read A Book By Steve Allen.

I Am No More Humble Than My Talents Require.

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.