I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

You Can't Possibly Hear The Last Movement Of Beethoven's Seventh And Go Slow. (oscar Trying To Talk His Way Out Of A Speeding Ticket)

Once He Makes Up His Mind, He's Full Of Indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.