I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

I Never Watch The Dinah Shore Show- I'm A Diabetic.

My Last Picture For Warners Was Romance On The High Seas. It Was Doris Day's First Picture; That Was Before She Became A Virgin.

George, If You Had To Do It All Over, Would You Fall In Love With Yourself Again?

I Could Never Have A Mistress, Because I Couldn't Bear To Tell The Story Of My Life All Over Again.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.