I'm A Self-made Man. Who Else Would

Now That Marilyn Monroe Is Kosher, Arthur Miller Can Eat Her.

Debbie Reynolds Is As Wistful As An Iron Foundry.

An Epigram Is Only A Wisecrack That's Played At Carnegie Hall.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Schizophrenic, And So Am I.

Harpo, She's A Lovely Person. She Deserves A Good Husband. Marry Her Before She Finds One.