I Think If I Took Therapy, The

I Would Describe Myself As A Guy That's Very Normal But Has The Tendency To Rib People, But Never In A Mean-spirited Way.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.

Struggling Is Hard Because You Never Know What's At The End Of The Tunnel.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.