I Would Describe Myself As A Guy

Some People Call Me A Legend And The Last Of The Greats, And I Appreciate It.

When Someone Says To Me, Do You Do Stand-up I Say Absolutely Not. I Like To Think Of It As A Theatrical Performance. With Me The Show Changes Maybe Five To Ten Percent Every Night. Of Course, Whatever I See In Front Of Me And Sometimes I Get On A Little Run About It And It Changes The Show. And My Delivery Is Such That People Who Have Seen Me Many Times Say Gee, I Never Heard That Before. Actually, They Have, But I Might Have Changed It Around.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

I Take Pride In Being Very Unique In What I Do. Nobody Else Can Do What I Do And I Don't Mean To Say That Egotistically, It's Just Something In My Personality.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.