I Would Describe Myself As A Guy

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

You Throw Your Best Punch, Otherwise Don't Do It.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.