I Would Describe Myself As A Guy

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

To My Knowledge, I Was The First Guy Really To Do What I Do. And Then Later On Different Comedians Started Trying Doing It.

Famous People Are Deceptive. Deep Down, They're Just Regular People. Like Larry King. We've Been Friends For Forty Years. He's One Of The Few Guys I Know Who's Really Famous. One Minute He's Talking To The President On His Cell Phone, And Then The Next Minute He's Saying To Me, Do You Think We Ought To Give The Waiter Another Dollar?

The Old Days Were The Old Days. And They Were Great Days. But Now Is Now.

I Don't Feel An Obligation To Give Everyone A Hard Time, But When They're Important People, It's Fun.