I Would Describe Myself As A Guy

To This Day, To This Very Day, Except For Television, I've Never Had A Writer. Anything I've Ever Done On The Stage, Happened On The Stage And I Developed It From There. It Started Doing Impressions And Jokes - Which I Did Very Poorly. To This Day I Can't Tell A Joke. That Sounds Nuts, But It's True. I Exaggerate It And It Becomes A Joke. Everything I've Ever Done I've Done Out On The Stage And It Became A Performance Over Many Many Years.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

Everything I've Ever Done In My Whole Career, People Might Not Know, I've Never Written Anything Down On Paper.

I Do Situations And Make Fun Of Authority And Life.

Regis Philbin Is Very Successful In His Own Right. We Have A New Thing Where He Have Chairs And We Sit And Talk To Each Other About My Career And His Career. It Works Pretty Well If I Do Say So.