Some People Say Funny Things - But

They Always Use The Word 'insult' With Me, But I Don't Hurt Anybody. I Wouldn't Be Sitting Here If I Did. I Make Fun Of Everybody And Exaggerate All Our Insecurities.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.

Who Am I To Judge Is What I Say. I'm 90 Years Old, For Crying Out Loud, And I Don't Sit In Any Chariot.

I Used To Play Golf. I Wanted To Be A Better Player, But After A While I Realized I'd Always Stink. And That's When I Really Started To Enjoy The Game.

I Don't Really Tell A Joke, I React To Situations. The Whole Thing Is Just Looking At Somebody And Showing All Our Weaknesses And Exaggerating Them, And That's How It Becomes Funny.