Some People Say Funny Things - But

Well, I Call Myself An Actor. I Always Wanted To Be One.

I'm Not A Big One For Jokes. I Can't Tell A Joke, Believe It Or Not. If You Gave Me A Thousand Bucks And Said, "don, Get Up At A Party And Tell A Joke," I'm The Worst.

That I Walk Around Calling People 'dummy' And 'hockey Puck'. I Do Have A Different Life Apart From Being Sarcastic On Stage. I Might Kibitz Around With My Friends, But I'm Nothing Like The Person Who Does Stand Up. Nothing Like That.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

The Transformation Has Been Unbelievable. When I Started Here, I Worked In A Place Where The Sky Room Was On The Second Floor.