No Matter Where You Go In This

I've Never Had Guys Sit Me Down And Say This Is What You've Got To Do. It's My Personality That Makes Me One Of A Kind, And I Believe That.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

I'd Like To Think My Performance Is Today. I Never Try To - It's So, As You Know, Watching Me, I Have A Beginning, Middle And Ending. But Every Night The Show Changes And I Relate To An Audience And I Relate To The Young People.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.