I Tend To Avoid Televisions, Politics, And

I Can Move Objects With My Mind, If I Use My Hands.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

I Thought I Would, You Know, Go To College, Get To Law School, Finish, And Then Get A Job And Work As A Lawyer, But That Proved To Be Not A Good Fit For Me.

Never Be Less Interesting Than Your Refrigerator Magnets.

I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down. Then, At Night, I Say The Thought To People Through A Microphone. I Don't Think About Politics Or Pop Culture Very Much, So Those Thoughts Don't Often Make It To The Microphone.