To Remove Blood Stains From Your Conscience

I Think Cats Would Have An Even Worse Attitude If They Found Out How Stupid Their Names Were.

Cotton Candy Is The Perfect Snack For When I'm In The Mood To Eat Dry, Scratchy Fabric.

Usually, I Walk Around And Think About Things. When I Come Across A Thought That Makes Me Laugh, I Write It Down.

I Was On The Train The Other Day, And I Heard Somebody Say, I'm Really Good At Checkers. That's The Same Thing As Saying, I'm Not Good At Very Many Things.

Reality Is A Concept That Depends Largely Upon Where You Point Your Face.