I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time

As A Creative Person, You Want To Have A Foothold And Sense Of Progress.

I Just Started Doing This One-man Show, And I Wanted To Be Able To Score It, So I Bought A Guitar, And Got A Keyboard And Got A Harmonica. I Remember When I Started That I Didn't Understand Why A Harmonica Had Different Letters On Them.

If I Think Of A Joke That's Really Dirty And I Think It's Funny I'll Try It But What I've Found Over The Years Is They Just Don't Laugh. It Doesn't Work Coming Out Of My Mouth So It's Like They Taught Me 'don't Do That. Don't Go That Way Or You'll Lose Me.'

I Am A Ceiling Fan, Especially During Rain.

It Would Be Nice If People Said, God Bless You Not Just When You Sneezed But Also When You Farted.