I Don't Have To Kill Myself, Time

The Digital Camera Is A Great Invention Because It Allows Us To Reminisce. Instantly.

Americans Who Do Not Celebrate Independence Day: Pets.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

I Wonder How They Deal With Mice At Disney World.

They Say That Structure Is Freedom, And In A Sense It Is. When You're Dealing With Multiple Constraints, You Have To Figure Out What You Can Get Out Of That.