Never Forget Where You Came From. That's

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

Canoe + Waterfall = I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

I Find That A Shirt Is Most Similar To A Napkin When I Don't Have A Napkin.

I Think They Should Put Pies On The Fronts Of Trains, So That When They Hit Something It's At Least A Little Bit Funny.

Halloween's My Favorite Holiday Because You Don't Have To Spend It With Your Family.