I Wanna Buy A Bunch Of Hermit

Drunken Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated, Except By Those Who Are Being Hilarious.

I Think It Would Be Worse To Get Mauled By A Dancing Bear Than Just A Regular Bear Because You Can't Totally Blame The Dancing Bear.

Sometimes Heckling Can Almost Help A Set, Because It Ratchets Up The Tension In The Room... Can Even Bring Things To A Climax.

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.