I Come From A Stupid Family. My

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.