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I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.

Why Would I Become Involved With Something That Doesn't Include Everyone? If You're Getting Married Today, It's The Equivalent Of Joining A Country Club That Doesn't Allow Blacks Or Jews.

But I Think You Can Make Fun Of Anything As Long As It's Funny Enough.

I'll Be Back. I'll Be Black. I'll Be White Black.

Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.