If I Were Somebody Else Looking At

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

I Don't Think Comedy Comes From Hotbeds Of Doing Shtick. I Think It Usually Comes From Some Kind Of Childhood Humiliation Or Darkness.

Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

That's Not To Say That I Don't Find Anything Offensive.

I'm Lucky Because I Intentionally Keep My Overhead Low, And So I Can Say, "no, Thank You."