I Started Saying Things In Church That

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"

Aids Is A Horrible Disease, And The People Who Catch It Deserve Compassion.

So Many People Counted On Me To Be The Party, I Had To Move Far Enough Away That They Wouldn't Want To Drive There.