My View Of Life Is, 'if You're

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.

Jesus Is Still Up In Heaven, Thumbing Through His Bible, Going 'where Did I Say Build A Water Slide?'

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

You Don't Know What A Rough Crowd Is. If All I Have To Do Is Go Make People Laugh, That's Nothing. Let Me Tell You What A Tough Crowd Is. A Tough Crowd Is Going To A Morning Service And You Got Six People There And You Gotta Pay Your House Payment. That's A Tough Crowd.

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.