My View Of Life Is, 'if You're

How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

I'm Responsible. I Even Did A Commercial For Mtv Saying How I Was Going To Register To Vote. And I Still Haven't.