My View Of Life Is, 'if You're

Folks, I've Been Straight For Seventeen Days... Not All In A Row.

I Have Lived A Carnal Life.

With Any Other Celebrity, People Come Up And Say, 'hey, I Really Like Your Work.' But With My Fans, When They See Me, They Don't Even Say Hello. They Just Go, 'awwwwwghghhhghghrrr!'

My View Of Life Is, 'if You're Going To Miss Heaven, Why Miss It By Two Inches? Miss It!

John Goodman Isn't Fat. He's In A Category Beyond Fat. What Does One Call It? Whalelike.