I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

I Asked The Waiter, 'is This Milk Fresh?' He Said, 'lady, Three Hours Ago It Was Grass.'

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

It's Hard To Find A Negligee In My Size. I Wear A Junior Mister.