I Spent Seven Hours In A Beauty

I Always Wondered How I Could Tell When The Right One Came Along - But It Was Easy. He Was The Only One That Came Along.

I Was So Wrinkled I Could Screw My Hats On.

Too Many Comics Today Ramble. By The Time They Get To The Punch Line, The Audience Has Either Gone To Sleep, Gone To The Bathroom Or Gone To Bed.

Your Husband Is Lazy If The Directions On His Medicine Say, "a Teaspoon Before Going To Bed," And In One Day He Uses Seven Bottles.

My Mother-in-law Had A Pain Beneath Her Left Breast. Turned Out To Be A Trick Knee.