I Spent 90% Of My Money On

They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25. Then It Was 35, Then 45. These Were My Doctors Speaking - They're All Dead Now.

I Never Went Out In The Morning With The Intention Of Getting Drunk. It Just Happened.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

You Can't Trust Very Many People.

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.