You Can't Trust Very Many People.

I Spent 90% Of My Money On Women And Drink. The Rest I Wasted

Football Is A Sad Game.

I Will Respect This Liver. After All, It's Not Mine.

I Was Ill, And Everyone Could See It But Me.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three