They Told Me I Wouldn't Make 25.

Even At The Height Of My Fame, 50 Per Cent Of The People Who Saw Me Wanted A Fight; It’s The Downside Of Being A Star Player.

They Say Paul Gascoigne Is The New George Best But Has He Shagged Three Miss Worlds?

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

He's Not Fit To Lace My Boots As A Player. (on Kevin Keegan)

I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm Asleep.