Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World

God Made Nightbutman Made Darkness.

Said Hamlet To Ophelia, I'll Draw A Sketch Of Thee. What Kind Of Pencil Shall I Use? 2b Or Not 2b?

Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder, Get It Out With Optrex.

I Cannot Stand Being Awake, The Pain Is Too Much.

To Harry Secombe: I Hope You Die First As I Don't Want You Singing At My Funeral.